When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

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It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or...

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or...

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage,...

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage,...

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is...

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is...

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when...

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when...

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have...

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have...

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was...

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was...

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's...

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's...

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that...

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that...