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People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you...

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you...

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's...

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's...

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that...

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that...

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is...

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is...

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at...

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at...

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when...

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when...

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or...

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or...

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was...

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was...

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.