It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

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So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that...

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that...

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is...

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is...

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage,...

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage,...

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or...

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or...

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have...

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have...

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's...

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's...

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you...

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you...

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when...

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when...

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was...

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was...