Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

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I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's...

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's...

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when...

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when...

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have...

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have...

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at...

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at...

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage,...

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage,...

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked...

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked...

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is...

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is...

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you...

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you...

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or...

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or...

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.