The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

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Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's...

Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's...

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is...

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is...

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time...

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time...

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question:...

Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question:...

To love is to risk not to be loved in return

To love is to risk not to be loved in return

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never...

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening...

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening...

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses...

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses...

Im sorry for being me. I wont ever do it again.

Im sorry for being me. I wont ever do it again.

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

Happy Hump Day and Happy Leap Day everyone! Put them together, and you get an...

Happy Hump Day and Happy Leap Day everyone! Put them together, and you get an...

Responsibility for learning belongs to the student, regardless of age.

Responsibility for learning belongs to the student, regardless of age.

Explore your mind, discover yourself, then give the best that is in you to your...

Explore your mind, discover yourself, then give the best that is in you to your...

I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that...

I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that...

Growing up is losing some illusions, in order to acquire others.

Growing up is losing some illusions, in order to acquire others.