Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.

Quote by Washington Irving

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A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.

A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.

A woman's whole life is a history of the affections

A woman's whole life is a history of the affections

I've had it with you and your emotional constipation!

I've had it with you and your emotional constipation!

It embarrasses me to think of all those years I was buying silk suits and...

It embarrasses me to think of all those years I was buying silk suits and...

Acting provides the fulfillment of never being fulfilled. You're never as good as you'd like...

Acting provides the fulfillment of never being fulfilled. You're never as good as you'd like...

A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged...

A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged...

I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a...

I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a...

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial...

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial...

A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate...

A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate...

It is not poverty so much as pretense that harasses a ruined man - the...

It is not poverty so much as pretense that harasses a ruined man - the...

Sweet is the memory of distant friends! Like the mellow rays of the departing sun,...

Sweet is the memory of distant friends! Like the mellow rays of the departing sun,...

One of the greatest and simplest tools for learning more and growing is doing more.

One of the greatest and simplest tools for learning more and growing is doing more.

A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials, heavy and sudden, fall upon...

A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials, heavy and sudden, fall upon...

In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so...

In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so...

The natural effect of sorrow over the dead is to refine and elevate the mind.

The natural effect of sorrow over the dead is to refine and elevate the mind.

There is in every true woman's heart, a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant...

There is in every true woman's heart, a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant...

Great minds have purposes; others have wishes.

Great minds have purposes; others have wishes.

An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heaven, spreading itself...

An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heaven, spreading itself...

The greatest gift is to give people your enlightenment, to share it. It has to...

The greatest gift is to give people your enlightenment, to share it. It has to...

Gifts have ribbons, not strings.

Gifts have ribbons, not strings.

Lives in eternity's sun rise.

Lives in eternity's sun rise.

Look and think before opening the shutter. The heart and mind are the true lens...

Look and think before opening the shutter. The heart and mind are the true lens...

Nature never did betray The heart that loved her

Nature never did betray The heart that loved her

A man is what he thinks about all day long.

A man is what he thinks about all day long.