Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?

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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably...

Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably...

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I don't know why people think that somehow the First Amendment applies to network television....

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Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will...

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Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border....

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If the evens of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can...

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

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But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our...

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The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be...

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Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about...

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I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the...

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The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride...

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President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of...

We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.

We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.

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For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We...

Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...

Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...

And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts...

And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts...

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads...

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads...

For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We...

For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We...

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But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our...

The American people deserve to know that they're not just watching the administration's spin on...

The American people deserve to know that they're not just watching the administration's spin on...

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about...

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about...