I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about.
Quote by Oscar Wilde
The final mystery is oneself.
When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers.
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love: it is the faithless...
Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived
To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect.
An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.
A misanthrope I can understand - a womanthrope never
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is...
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
God and other artists are always a little obscure.
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take...
You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you...
It is exactly because a man cannot do a thing that he is a proper...
All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art...
The worst form of tyranny the world has ever known the tyranny of the weak...
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
When one's expectations are reduced to zero, one really appreciates everything one does have
By appreciation, we make excellence in others our own property.
My job isn't to strike guys out, its to get them out, sometimes by striking...
I never drink coffee at work...mainly because it keeps me awake.