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For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We...
#News
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#The Daily Show
I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.
#Jon Stewart
The nation of Dubai banned the movie Charlie's Angles because it's offensive to the religion...
#Movies
GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote,...
#George W Bush
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#John Kerry
I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an...
#Jon Stewart
There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people....
#Friends
Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's...
#Humor
I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and...
#Jon Stewart
Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs...
#Bombs
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#History
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the...
#Canada
Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...
#Army
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#Homosexuality
If the evens of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can...
#Jon Stewart
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my...
#Funny
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#People
GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote,...
#Enron
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#Fraud
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#Global Crossing
If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program...
#Jon Stewart
And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts...
#War
Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...
#George W Bush
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#John Kerry
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.
#Jon Stewart
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