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But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our...

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But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our...

We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.

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We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.

Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border....

Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border....

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about...

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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about...

Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs...

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Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs...

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We...

For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We...

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads...

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You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads...

More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance...

More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance...

We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.

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We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.

Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will...

Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will...

President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of...

President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of...

We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the...

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We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the...

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You...

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You...

The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be...

The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be...

I don't know why people think that somehow the First Amendment applies to network television....

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I don't know why people think that somehow the First Amendment applies to network television....

I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.

I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.

The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride...

The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride...