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Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs...
#Bombs
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#History
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the...
#Canada
Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...
#Army
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#Homosexuality
If the evens of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can...
#Jon Stewart
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my...
#Funny
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#People
GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote,...
#Enron
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#Fraud
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#Global Crossing
If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program...
#Jon Stewart
And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts...
#War
Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...
#George W Bush
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#John Kerry
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.
#Jon Stewart
But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our...
#Humor
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#News
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#The Daily Show
We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.
#60 Minutes
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#Frontline
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#The Daily Show
Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border....
#Jon Stewart
I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about...
#Jokes
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#Social Change
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#The Daily Show
Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs...
#Bombs
,
#History
McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.
#Jon Stewart
For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We...
#The Daily Show
You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads...
#Army
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#Homosexuality
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