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We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.

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We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.

Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will...

Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will...

President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of...

President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of...

We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the...

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We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the...

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You...

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You...

The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be...

The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be...

I don't know why people think that somehow the First Amendment applies to network television....

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I don't know why people think that somehow the First Amendment applies to network television....

I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.

I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.

The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride...

The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride...

Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...

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Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my...

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my...

There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy....

There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy....

Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about...

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Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about...

I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted...

I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted...

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we...

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we...

But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our...

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But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our...

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.

Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or,...

Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or,...