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Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs...

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Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs...

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the...

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the...

Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...

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Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...

If the evens of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can...

If the evens of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can...

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my...

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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my...

GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote,...

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GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote,...

If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program...

If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program...

And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts...

And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts...

Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...

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Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.

But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our...

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But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our...

We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.

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We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.

Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border....

Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border....

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about...

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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about...

Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs...

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Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs...

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We...

For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We...

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads...

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You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads...