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Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You...
#Jon Stewart
The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride...
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I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.
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There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy....
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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my...
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We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we...
#Jon Stewart
I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted...
#Jon Stewart
Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or,...
#Jon Stewart
I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.
#Jon Stewart
I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.
#Jon Stewart
I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an...
#Jon Stewart
I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and...
#Jon Stewart
If the evens of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can...
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If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program...
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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.
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Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border....
#Jon Stewart
McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.
#Jon Stewart
More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance...
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