A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

Quote by Ronald Knox

Topics: Funny Quotes, Religious Quotes

It is so stupid of modern civilisation to have given up believing in the devil...

It is so stupid of modern civilisation to have given up believing in the devil...

It is so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the devil...

It is so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the devil...

Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.

Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but...

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but...

The hall-mark of American humor is its pose of illiteracy.

The hall-mark of American humor is its pose of illiteracy.

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but...

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but...

The hall-mark of American humour is its pose of illiteracy.

The hall-mark of American humour is its pose of illiteracy.

A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at...

A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at...

When suave politeness, tempering bigot zeal, corrected 'I believe' to 'one does feel'.

When suave politeness, tempering bigot zeal, corrected 'I believe' to 'one does feel'.