A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished...

Quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor

Topics: Funny Quotes, Sarcasm Quotes, Wedding Quotes

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it...

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it...

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

Macho does not prove mucho.

Macho does not prove mucho.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but...

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but...

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their...

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their...

Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.

Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

What an enormous magnifier is tradition! How a thing grows in the human memory and...

What an enormous magnifier is tradition! How a thing grows in the human memory and...

We all have our time machines. Some take us back, they're called memories. Some take...

We all have our time machines. Some take us back, they're called memories. Some take...

Liars need good memories

Liars need good memories

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