A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished...

Quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor

Topics: Funny Quotes, Sarcasm Quotes, Wedding Quotes

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but...

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but...

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Macho does not prove mucho.

Macho does not prove mucho.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the dahling thing got started?

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the dahling thing got started?

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they...

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they...

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of...

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of...

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it...

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it...

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the...

There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the...

After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And...

After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And...