A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished...

Quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor

Topics: Funny Quotes, Sarcasm Quotes, Wedding Quotes

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but...

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it...

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it...

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.

Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the dahling thing got started?

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the dahling thing got started?

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they...

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they...

The woman's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

The woman's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of...

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of...

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their...

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their...

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.