A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished...

Quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor

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One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their...

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their...

Macho does not prove mucho.

Macho does not prove mucho.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the dahling thing got started?

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the dahling thing got started?

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000...

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000...

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it...

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it...

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.

Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of...

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of...

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

The woman's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

The woman's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

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