A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished...

Quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor

Topics: Funny Quotes, Sarcasm Quotes, Wedding Quotes

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Macho does not prove mucho.

Macho does not prove mucho.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the dahling thing got started?

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the dahling thing got started?

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they...

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they...

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it...

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it...

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.

Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.

The woman's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

The woman's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000...

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000...

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it...

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it...

Bed is the poor man's opera

Bed is the poor man's opera

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if...

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if...