I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor

Topics: Classy Women Quotes

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they...

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it...

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it...

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the dahling thing got started?

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the dahling thing got started?

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but...

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

I try not to think of divorce as failing at marriage but rather winning at...

I try not to think of divorce as failing at marriage but rather winning at...

If a book is really good, it deserves to be read again, and if it's...

If a book is really good, it deserves to be read again, and if it's...

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...