Every writer I know has trouble writing.

Quote by Joseph Heller

Topics: Writers Quotes, Writing Quotes

When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust...

Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust...

Every writer I know has trouble writing.

Every writer I know has trouble writing.

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the...

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the...

I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole...

I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole...

Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that...

Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that...

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly...

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly...

I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have...

I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have...

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted...

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted...

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust...

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust...

Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.

Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.

But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that...

But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that...

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.

I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

Happiness is a choice, make it yours.

Happiness is a choice, make it yours.

Meditation brings wisdom; lack of mediation leaves ignorance. Know well what leads you forward and...

Meditation brings wisdom; lack of mediation leaves ignorance. Know well what leads you forward and...

I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

Some choices we live not only once but a thousand times over, remembering them for...

Some choices we live not only once but a thousand times over, remembering them for...

Captain, my religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed....

Captain, my religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed....