A friend called me up the other day and talked about investing in a dot-com that sells lobsters. Internet lobsters. Where will this end? The next day he sent me a huge package of lobsters on ice. How low can…

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Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

The first thing the secretary types is the boss.

The first thing the secretary types is the boss.

Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken.

Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken.

In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you...

In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you...

All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's...

All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's...

Everything in life is luck.

Everything in life is luck.

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one...

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one...

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television.

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television.

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing...

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing...

Experience taught me a few things. One is to listen to your gut, no matter...

Experience taught me a few things. One is to listen to your gut, no matter...

With out passion you dont have energy, with out energy you have nothing.

With out passion you dont have energy, with out energy you have nothing.

You have to think anyway, so why not think big?

You have to think anyway, so why not think big?

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What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new...

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Part of being a winner is knowing when enough is enough. Sometimes you have to...

If you're going to be thinking, you may as well think big.

If you're going to be thinking, you may as well think big.

I wasn't satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a...

I wasn't satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a...

I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well...

I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well...

The 1990's sure aren't like the 1980's.

The 1990's sure aren't like the 1980's.

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the...

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the...

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire,...

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire,...