Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.

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I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle...

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle...

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

He told me just to keep the ball low.

He told me just to keep the ball low.

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is...

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is...

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...

That's the easiest 69 I ever made.

That's the easiest 69 I ever made.

Golf is a better game played downhill.

Golf is a better game played downhill.

The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time.

The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time.

[Isao Aoki] is one of the three best players in the world from 100yards. Maybe...

[Isao Aoki] is one of the three best players in the world from 100yards. Maybe...