The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

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He told me just to keep the ball low.

He told me just to keep the ball low.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is...

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is...

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle...

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle...

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag,...

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag,...

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.

Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.

President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in...

President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in...

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...