When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.

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The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle...

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle...

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag,...

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag,...

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

He told me just to keep the ball low.

He told me just to keep the ball low.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...

Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation.

Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation.

I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.

I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called...

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called...

Sometimes not getting what you want is a brilliant stroke of luck.

Sometimes not getting what you want is a brilliant stroke of luck.