I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

Quote by Chi Chi Rodriguez

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I can't wait until we make an eagle.

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is...

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is...

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle...

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle...

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

He told me just to keep the ball low.

He told me just to keep the ball low.

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag,...

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag,...

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.