I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

Quote by Chi Chi Rodriguez

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The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle...

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle...

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is...

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is...

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag,...

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag,...

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

He told me just to keep the ball low.

He told me just to keep the ball low.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an...

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an...

Until you play it, St. Andrews looks like the sort of real estate you couldn't...

Until you play it, St. Andrews looks like the sort of real estate you couldn't...

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect....

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect....

The goal of retirement is to live off your assets, not on them.

The goal of retirement is to live off your assets, not on them.