For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that…

Quote by Jon Stewart

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You can use your idealism to further your aims, if you realize that nothing is...

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I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted...

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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably...

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Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...

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You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads...

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Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You...

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We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the...

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We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.

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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my...

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If the evens of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can...

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We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.

We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.

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There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy....

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The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride...

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Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border....

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I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an...