For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that…

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Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about...

Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about...

Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...

Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...

If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program...

If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program...

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads...

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads...

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I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted...

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GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote,...

I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.

I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.

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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.

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There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy....

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Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...

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The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be...

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But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our...

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I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the...

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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about...

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I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.

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And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts...

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More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance...

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If the evens of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can...

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You...

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You...