For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that…

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Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's...

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More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance...

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I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.

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But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our...

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Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about...

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If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program...

I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.

I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.

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President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of...

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You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads...

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If the evens of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can...

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McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

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We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we...

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Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or,...