Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain.

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You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads...

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Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You...

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And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts...

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I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the...

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But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our...

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I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.

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Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...

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If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program...

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

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The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be...

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GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote,...

GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote,...

There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people....

There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people....

If the evens of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can...

If the evens of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can...

GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote,...

GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote,...

Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch the...

Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch the...

What the Bush administration is primarily interested in is regime change in the United States,...

What the Bush administration is primarily interested in is regime change in the United States,...

Let's destroy this young demagogue before he becomes another Ralph Nader. (about John Kerry)

Let's destroy this young demagogue before he becomes another Ralph Nader. (about John Kerry)