Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.

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I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be...

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be...

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you...

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you...

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who...

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who...

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

I am woman, hear me bitch.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so...

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so...

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that...

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that...

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because...

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because...

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place......

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place......

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.