If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

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Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so...

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so...

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be...

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be...

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more...

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more...

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that...

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that...

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.