The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

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You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so...

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so...

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you...

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you...

Something is always simple until you try it.

Something is always simple until you try it.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more...

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more...

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.

Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than...

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than...

Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.