Think Tank, noun: The shower.

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It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you...

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you...

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to...

It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to...

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place......

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place......

I am woman, hear me bitch.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is...

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is...

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more...

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more...

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

Anything on paper is obsolete!

Anything on paper is obsolete!

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.