Think Tank, noun: The shower.

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Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because...

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because...

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is...

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is...

Anything on paper is obsolete!

Anything on paper is obsolete!

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you...

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you...

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who...

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who...

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.

Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an...

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an...

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to...

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to...

Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.

Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.