If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.

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It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

Anything on paper is obsolete!

Anything on paper is obsolete!

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe...

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe...

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but...

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but...

I am woman, hear me bitch.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.

Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than...

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than...

Something is always simple until you try it.

Something is always simple until you try it.