When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

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I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe...

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe...

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an...

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an...

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to...

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to...

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you...

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you...

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than...

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than...

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because...

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because...