Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.

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If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for...

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for...

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.

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Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads,...

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads,...

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And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will...

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take...

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take...

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Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is...

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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally...

The problem with winter sports is that, follow me closely here, they generally take place...

The problem with winter sports is that, follow me closely here, they generally take place...

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It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not...

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

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All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears - of falling, of...

In fact, just about all the major natural attractions you find in the West- the...

In fact, just about all the major natural attractions you find in the West- the...

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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not...

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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who...

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain...

We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain...

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count...

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count...