Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.

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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a...

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a...

Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items...

Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items...

American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including...

American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including...

And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will...

And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will...

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again...

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again...

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be...

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be...

We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety...

We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety...

We journalists... are also extremely impressed with scientists, and we will, frankly, print just about...

We journalists... are also extremely impressed with scientists, and we will, frankly, print just about...

Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is...

Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is...

I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize,...

I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize,...

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by...

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by...

The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.

The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games...

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games...

I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are...

I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are...

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This...

Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This...

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for...

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for...

A girls most beautiful outfit ever is charisma, the prettiest accessory is smile, and the...

A girls most beautiful outfit ever is charisma, the prettiest accessory is smile, and the...

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones

A woman with a woman's viewpoint is of more value when she forgets she's a...

A woman with a woman's viewpoint is of more value when she forgets she's a...