Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.

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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take...

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You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...

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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for...

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If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for...

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In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up...

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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic...

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In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can...

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We journalists... are also extremely impressed with scientists, and we will, frankly, print just about...

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One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

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The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye...

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Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be...

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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.

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New York Taxi Rules: 1. Driver speaks no English. 2. Driver just got here two...