My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer

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Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.

Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.

Be kind to unkind people - they need it the most

Be kind to unkind people - they need it the most

With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works,...

With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works,...

My biggest problem is what to do about all the things I can't do anything...

My biggest problem is what to do about all the things I can't do anything...

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other

The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the...

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the...

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide -- your absence.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide -- your absence.

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

Some books makes me want to go adventuring, others feel that they have saved me...

Some books makes me want to go adventuring, others feel that they have saved me...

Sometimes the most urgent thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest

Sometimes the most urgent thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.

My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.

My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.

Why do you feel safe under blankets? Its not like a murderer will come in...

Why do you feel safe under blankets? Its not like a murderer will come in...

They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an...

They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an...

I'm back... and you knew I was coming. On my way here I passed a...

I'm back... and you knew I was coming. On my way here I passed a...

Good for the body is the work of the body, and good for the soul...

Good for the body is the work of the body, and good for the soul...