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Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back...

Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back...

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Most things I worry about never happen anyway.

Most things I worry about never happen anyway.

A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came.

A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came.

Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.

Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.

If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices,...

If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices,...

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

Without some type of college education, how do people expect to succeed in life? Its...

Without some type of college education, how do people expect to succeed in life? Its...

When bright young minds can't afford college, America pays the price.

When bright young minds can't afford college, America pays the price.

I had one of my good friends kicked out of college for domestic violence. He...

I had one of my good friends kicked out of college for domestic violence. He...

Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.

Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.

How you play the game is for college ball. When you're playing for money, winning...

How you play the game is for college ball. When you're playing for money, winning...

In school, group projects only taught me one thing: How much I hate other people.

In school, group projects only taught me one thing: How much I hate other people.

Last year, we had a lot of ups and downs. But as a team we...

Last year, we had a lot of ups and downs. But as a team we...

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

You never really realize how awesomely well stocked your parent's fridge is until you move...

You never really realize how awesomely well stocked your parent's fridge is until you move...

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

I die a little inside when I see the word 'explain' on a test.

I die a little inside when I see the word 'explain' on a test.

Students, with the beginning of the new semester, remember; Good grades, enough sleep, a social...

Students, with the beginning of the new semester, remember; Good grades, enough sleep, a social...

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year...

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year...