Everything seems louder when you're trying not to wake your parents.

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I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw...

I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw...

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

School is a jail. Classes are the cells, teachers are the security guards and we...

School is a jail. Classes are the cells, teachers are the security guards and we...

That awkward moment when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents and you...

That awkward moment when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents and you...

That 'Aww crap!' moment when your mom is almost home and you look around and...

That 'Aww crap!' moment when your mom is almost home and you look around and...

Its not how good you are. Its how good you want to be.

Its not how good you are. Its how good you want to be.

You cannot change the circumstances, the seasons, or the wind, but you can change yourself....

You cannot change the circumstances, the seasons, or the wind, but you can change yourself....

The awkward moment when you're smiling at your phone and your parents ask who you're...

The awkward moment when you're smiling at your phone and your parents ask who you're...

Pretending to really care about a teacher's personal life just to waste time in class.

Pretending to really care about a teacher's personal life just to waste time in class.

My mom told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap.

My mom told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap.

Because life is a gift, all of us are gifted.

Because life is a gift, all of us are gifted.

There can never be any excuse for sacrificing our childrens futures to keep corporate tax...

There can never be any excuse for sacrificing our childrens futures to keep corporate tax...

'Mom I cant find it.' 'If I go up there and find it you're dead.'...

'Mom I cant find it.' 'If I go up there and find it you're dead.'...

Hey Millionaires: If you don't have trampoline floors and a giant slide that goes from...

Hey Millionaires: If you don't have trampoline floors and a giant slide that goes from...

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

Mom, dad...don't worry. EVERYONE failed that test...

Mom, dad...don't worry. EVERYONE failed that test...

Time to clean my room: 50% listening to music and dancing around, 49% being lazy,...

Time to clean my room: 50% listening to music and dancing around, 49% being lazy,...

Make each day your masterpiece.

Make each day your masterpiece.

If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up by...

If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up by...

The most loving parents and relatives commit murder with smiles on their faces. They force...

The most loving parents and relatives commit murder with smiles on their faces. They force...

The less you know, the sounder you sleep.

The less you know, the sounder you sleep.