Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you don't love The Situation, I'm gonna make you love The Situation.

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When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police...

When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police...

You need to on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get...

You need to on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get...

Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be a...

Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be a...

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont...

Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont...

I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want...

I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want...

You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say...

You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say...

It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days...

It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days...

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass...

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass...

JWOWW, I've seen her in the gym & she's throwin' out combos.. I've also got...

JWOWW, I've seen her in the gym & she's throwin' out combos.. I've also got...

Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want?

Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want?

I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to...

I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to...

In this type of situation you need to separate the two sets of girls and...

In this type of situation you need to separate the two sets of girls and...

That hater-juice is best served cold.

That hater-juice is best served cold.

We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on...

We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on...

I don't think I'd share a drink with Deena or a cigarette with Deena or...

I don't think I'd share a drink with Deena or a cigarette with Deena or...

If ya lookin good, ya feelin good. If ya feelin good, you get good results.

If ya lookin good, ya feelin good. If ya feelin good, you get good results.

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried,...

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried,...

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so...

Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so...