In this type of situation you need to separate the two sets of girls and then you have to separate the hippopotamus from her good lookin friend.

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Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont...

Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont...

It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes...

It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes...

You better grab your girl tight when Im around, cause I know shes grillin me..

You better grab your girl tight when Im around, cause I know shes grillin me..

I will extract the hot one and leave the grenade to blow up in Ronnies...

I will extract the hot one and leave the grenade to blow up in Ronnies...

Come on Sam, he fcked up hardcore & made you look fckin stupid.

Come on Sam, he f*cked up hardcore & made you look f*ckin stupid.

As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here,...

As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here,...

That hater-juice is best served cold.

That hater-juice is best served cold.

When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police...

When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police...

Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff....

Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff....

Damn, the kids sleeping right now. Thats what you get for talking sh*t.

Damn, the kids sleeping right now. Thats what you get for talking sh*t.

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried,...

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried,...

We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on...

We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on...

I always have a good time when I go out to the clubs.. but in...

I always have a good time when I go out to the clubs.. but in...

I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to...

I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to...

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

JWOWW, I've seen her in the gym & she's throwin' out combos.. I've also got...

JWOWW, I've seen her in the gym & she's throwin' out combos.. I've also got...

Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers.

Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers.

Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want?

Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want?

It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days...

It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days...

You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say...

You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say...