In this type of situation you need to separate the two sets of girls and then you have to separate the hippopotamus from her good lookin friend.

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Come on Sam, he fcked up hardcore & made you look fckin stupid.

Come on Sam, he f*cked up hardcore & made you look f*ckin stupid.

That hater-juice is best served cold.

That hater-juice is best served cold.

If you don't go to the gym, you don't look good.. if you don't tan,...

If you don't go to the gym, you don't look good.. if you don't tan,...

Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves...

Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves...

The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a...

The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a...

I always have a good time when I go out to the clubs.. but in...

I always have a good time when I go out to the clubs.. but in...

Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so...

Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so...

I don't think I'd share a drink with Deena or a cigarette with Deena or...

I don't think I'd share a drink with Deena or a cigarette with Deena or...

We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on...

We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on...

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried,...

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried,...

It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days...

It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days...

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass...

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass...

I will extract the hot one and leave the grenade to blow up in Ronnies...

I will extract the hot one and leave the grenade to blow up in Ronnies...

If ya lookin good, ya feelin good. If ya feelin good, you get good results.

If ya lookin good, ya feelin good. If ya feelin good, you get good results.

Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want?

Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want?

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want...

I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want...

You better grab your girl tight when Im around, cause I know shes grillin me..

You better grab your girl tight when Im around, cause I know shes grillin me..

If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard,...

If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard,...