If you don't go to the gym, you don't look good.. if you don't tan, you're pale & if you don't do laundry you ain't got no clothes!

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Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves...

Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves...

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass...

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass...

We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on...

We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on...

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a...

The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a...

I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want...

I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want...

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried,...

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried,...

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!

Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be a...

Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be a...

I will extract the hot one and leave the grenade to blow up in Ronnies...

I will extract the hot one and leave the grenade to blow up in Ronnies...

If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard,...

If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard,...

Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff....

Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff....

Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want?

Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want?

I don't think I'd share a drink with Deena or a cigarette with Deena or...

I don't think I'd share a drink with Deena or a cigarette with Deena or...

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to...

I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to...

You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say...

You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say...

Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so...

Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so...

When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police...

When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police...

It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days...

It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days...