If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried, but it backfired.

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Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so...

Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so...

The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a...

The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a...

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

You need to on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get...

You need to on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get...

In this type of situation you need to separate the two sets of girls and...

In this type of situation you need to separate the two sets of girls and...

Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff....

Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff....

When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police...

When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police...

If ya lookin good, ya feelin good. If ya feelin good, you get good results.

If ya lookin good, ya feelin good. If ya feelin good, you get good results.

Snooki was trying to help her girl out, ya know? So she was damned if...

Snooki was trying to help her girl out, ya know? So she was damned if...

You better grab your girl tight when Im around, cause I know shes grillin me..

You better grab your girl tight when Im around, cause I know shes grillin me..

I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want...

I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want...

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days...

It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days...

That hater-juice is best served cold.

That hater-juice is best served cold.

It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes...

It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes...

As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here,...

As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here,...

I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to...

I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to...

Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be a...

Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be a...

You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say...

You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say...

Angelina has proven the HO equation!

Angelina has proven the HO equation!