If ya lookin good, ya feelin good. If ya feelin good, you get good results.

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Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff....

Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff....

You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say...

You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say...

If you don't go to the gym, you don't look good.. if you don't tan,...

If you don't go to the gym, you don't look good.. if you don't tan,...

It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes...

It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes...

I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want...

I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want...

Angelina has proven the HO equation!

Angelina has proven the HO equation!

I always have a good time when I go out to the clubs.. but in...

I always have a good time when I go out to the clubs.. but in...

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!

Snooki was trying to help her girl out, ya know? So she was damned if...

Snooki was trying to help her girl out, ya know? So she was damned if...

Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be a...

Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be a...

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass...

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass...

Come on Sam, he fcked up hardcore & made you look fckin stupid.

Come on Sam, he f*cked up hardcore & made you look f*ckin stupid.

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried,...

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried,...

Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so...

Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so...

The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a...

The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a...

I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to...

I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to...

Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want?

Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want?

I will extract the hot one and leave the grenade to blow up in Ronnies...

I will extract the hot one and leave the grenade to blow up in Ronnies...

As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here,...

As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here,...

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...