Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Funny Quotes, Wisdom Quotes

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

Look your best - who said love is blind?

Look your best - who said love is blind?

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets...

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets...

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got...

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got...

It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.

It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Women with pasts interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

Women with pasts interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

A man can't make a place for himself in the sun if he keeps taking...

A man can't make a place for himself in the sun if he keeps taking...

Woman once made equal to man becomes his superior

Woman once made equal to man becomes his superior