Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Funny Quotes, Wisdom Quotes

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it...

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it...

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets...

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets...

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be...

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be...

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.

Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't...

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't...

A man's kiss is his signature.

A man's kiss is his signature.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.