Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Funny Quotes, Wisdom Quotes

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried...

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...

I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.

I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy dayand another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy dayand another, in case it doesn't rain.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Sex is an emotion in motion

Sex is an emotion in motion

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't...

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't...

When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?

When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except...

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except...