Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Quote by Mae West

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Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

I believe that its better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I believe that its better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets...

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets...

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

To err is human, but is feels divine.

To err is human, but is feels divine.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

I believe in the single standard for men and women.

I believe in the single standard for men and women.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

It isnt what I do, but how I do it. It isnt what I say,...

It isnt what I do, but how I do it. It isnt what I say,...

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

I've been things and seen places.

I've been things and seen places.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.