Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Funny Quotes, Wisdom Quotes

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in...

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same...

Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same...

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...