Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Funny Quotes, Wisdom Quotes

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same...

Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same...

It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say,...

It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say,...

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep

Men are easy to get but hard to keep

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be...

Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be...

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.