Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
Quote by Mae West
It takes two to get one in trouble.
His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they...
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away
Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.
Sex is emotion in motion.
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere...
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
Look your best - who said love is blind?