No granata per favore. -Vinny

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Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!

Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!

Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama....

Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama....

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D

I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D

Guidos are here! -Pauly D

Guidos are here! -Pauly D

I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone...

I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone...

Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a...

Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a...

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up...

I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up...

I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki

I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki

Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5...

Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5...

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

I think the Statue of David is pretty sexy. Id do him. -Deena

I think the Statue of David is pretty sexy. Id do him. -Deena

How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy...

How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy...

I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having sex...

I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having sex...

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont...

You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont...