No granata per favore. -Vinny

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Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...

Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...

Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.....

Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.....

I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what...

I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what...

Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a...

Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a...

Oh, yah!!!

Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5...

Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5...

Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D

Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D

The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were...

The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were...

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

Burgers for the boys!

Burgers for the boys!

I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D

I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D

Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

Maybe we can be smoosh buddies. You know, friends but with benefits. -Deena

Maybe we can be smoosh buddies. You know, friends but with benefits. -Deena

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off....

These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off....

Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able...

Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able...

I aint wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the...

I aint wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the...

I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having sex...

I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having sex...

We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to...

We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to...