“Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.Topics: Quotes about Funny, Quotes about New Year, Quotes about New Year Resolutions, Quotes about New Years Day, Quotes about New Years EveShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her#Beauty, #Funny, #Funny Sayings
I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never...#Bizarre, #Funny, #Humor
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure...#New Year, #New Years Day, #New Years Eve
