I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.

Topics: Birthday Quotes, Funny Quotes

Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little...

Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little...

Now that I have some maturity to understand the things around, I realise the love...

Now that I have some maturity to understand the things around, I realise the love...

You have the sweetest and the cutest smile I have ever seen. I wish to...

You have the sweetest and the cutest smile I have ever seen. I wish to...

Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom.

Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom.

You are such a sweetheart babe! I just love you too much. On your birthday,...

You are such a sweetheart babe! I just love you too much. On your birthday,...

And in the end, its not the years in your life that count. Its the...

And in the end, its not the years in your life that count. Its the...

You are my luck, my support and my best friend. You have always been there...

You are my luck, my support and my best friend. You have always been there...

Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.

Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.

Life is too short to be small.

Life is too short to be small.

You have been the oldest friend I have ever had. Thank you for being such...

You have been the oldest friend I have ever had. Thank you for being such...

The birthday of my life is come, my love is come to me.

The birthday of my life is come, my love is come to me.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

Fly free and happy beyond birthdays and across forever, and we'll meet now and then...

Fly free and happy beyond birthdays and across forever, and we'll meet now and then...

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the...

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the...

I may give you any birthday present you ask for, but it will never to...

I may give you any birthday present you ask for, but it will never to...

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her...

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her...

I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope...

I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope...

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for...

If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for...

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.