We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

Quote by Casey Stengel

Topics: Baseball Quotes, Management Quotes, Sports Quotes

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in...

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in...

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.

Without losers, where would the winners be?

Without losers, where would the winners be?

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been...

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been...

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my...

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my...

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their...

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their...

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

Most games are lost, not won.

Most games are lost, not won.

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't...

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.

You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.