Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

Quote by Casey Stengel

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I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

I stayed up last night and watched the Republican Convention all night long. I watched...

I stayed up last night and watched the Republican Convention all night long. I watched...

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in...

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in...

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up...

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up...

Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and...

Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and...

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed,...

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed,...

Look at him. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't chew and he doesn't...

Look at him. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't chew and he doesn't...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

Most ball games are lost, not won.

Most ball games are lost, not won.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their...

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their...

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who...

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who...

If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as...

If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as...

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been...

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been...

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my...

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my...

The team has come along slow but fast.

The team has come along slow but fast.

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.

If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.