Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.

Quote by Harry S Truman

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I would rather have peace in the world than be President.

I would rather have peace in the world than be President.

Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.

Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.

The United Nations is designed to make possible lasting freedom and independence for all its...

The United Nations is designed to make possible lasting freedom and independence for all its...

A President cannot always be popular.

A President cannot always be popular.

Upon books the collective education of the race depends; they are the sole instruments of...

Upon books the collective education of the race depends; they are the sole instruments of...

I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has...

I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has...

When a leader is in the Democratic party he's a boss; when he's in the...

When a leader is in the Democratic party he's a boss; when he's in the...

A President needs political understanding to run the government, but he may be elected without...

A President needs political understanding to run the government, but he may be elected without...

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find...

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find...

Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.

Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.

Study men, not historians.

Study men, not historians.

When even one American - who has done nothing wrong - is forced by fear...

When even one American - who has done nothing wrong - is forced by fear...

You can never get all the facts from just one newspaper, and unless you have...

You can never get all the facts from just one newspaper, and unless you have...

When you get to be President, there are all those things, the honors, the twenty-one...

When you get to be President, there are all those things, the honors, the twenty-one...

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me.

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me.

I've said many a time that I think the Un-American Activities Committee in the House...

I've said many a time that I think the Un-American Activities Committee in the House...

The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all.

The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all.

People are very much wrought up about the Communist bugaboo

People are very much wrought up about the Communist bugaboo

Very few people ever manage what nature manages without effort and mostly without fail. We...

Very few people ever manage what nature manages without effort and mostly without fail. We...

I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.

I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.