Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.(And you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor).

Quote by Barbara Bush

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As if we don't have enough violence on television.

As if we don't have enough violence on television.

I may be the only mother in America who knows exactly what their child is...

I may be the only mother in America who knows exactly what their child is...

Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow in...

Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow in...

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing, and...

It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing, and...

You have to love your children unselfishly. Thats hard. But its the only way.

You have to love your children unselfishly. Thats hard. But its the only way.

Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of...

Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of...

My son, George, has been a bad, bad boy! Right, George?

My son, George, has been a bad, bad boy! Right, George?

I'm not a competitive person, and I think women like me because they don't think...

I'm not a competitive person, and I think women like me because they don't think...

The personal things should be left out of platforms at conventions. You can argue yourself...

The personal things should be left out of platforms at conventions. You can argue yourself...

Believe in something larger than yourself... get involved in the big ideas of your time.

Believe in something larger than yourself... get involved in the big ideas of your time.

I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life.

I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life.

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he...

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he...

Never lose sight of the fact that the most important yardstick of your success will...

Never lose sight of the fact that the most important yardstick of your success will...

You just don't luck into things as much as you'd like to think you do....

You just don't luck into things as much as you'd like to think you do....

I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life.

I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life.

You don't just luck into things as much as you would like to think you...

You don't just luck into things as much as you would like to think you...

Cherish your human connections - your relationships with friends and family.

Cherish your human connections - your relationships with friends and family.

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went...

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went...

The Louvre is a morgue; you go there to identify your friends.

The Louvre is a morgue; you go there to identify your friends.