Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.(And you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor).

Quote by Barbara Bush

Topics: Humor Quotes

It seems to me I spent my life in car pools, but you know, thats...

It seems to me I spent my life in car pools, but you know, thats...

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children,...

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children,...

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

You may think the president is all-powerful, but he is not. He needs a lot...

You may think the president is all-powerful, but he is not. He needs a lot...

You have to love your children unselfishly. That's hard. But it's the only way.

You have to love your children unselfishly. That's hard. But it's the only way.

Sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

Sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

And who knows? Somewhere out there in this audience may even be someone who will...

And who knows? Somewhere out there in this audience may even be someone who will...

You may think the president is all-powerful, but he is not. He needs a lot...

You may think the president is all-powerful, but he is not. He needs a lot...

Cherish your human connections - your relationships with friends and family.

Cherish your human connections - your relationships with friends and family.

Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow my...

Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow my...

The personal things should be left out of platforms at conventions. You can argue yourself...

The personal things should be left out of platforms at conventions. You can argue yourself...

Giving frees us from the familiar territory of our own needs by opening our mind...

Giving frees us from the familiar territory of our own needs by opening our mind...

You just don't luck into things as much as you'd like to think you do....

You just don't luck into things as much as you'd like to think you do....

I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life.

I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life.

One thing I can say about George... he may not be able to keep a...

One thing I can say about George... he may not be able to keep a...

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life.

I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life.

Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of...

Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of...