Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.(And you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor).

Quote by Barbara Bush

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Believe in something larger than yourself... get involved in the big ideas of your time.

Believe in something larger than yourself... get involved in the big ideas of your time.

One thing I can say about George... he may not be able to keep a...

One thing I can say about George... he may not be able to keep a...

It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing, and...

It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing, and...

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children,...

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children,...

I'm not a competitive person, and I think women like me because they don't think...

I'm not a competitive person, and I think women like me because they don't think...

As if we don't have enough violence on television.

As if we don't have enough violence on television.

And who knows? Somewhere out there in this audience may even be someone who will...

And who knows? Somewhere out there in this audience may even be someone who will...

You may think the president is all-powerful, but he is not. He needs a lot...

You may think the president is all-powerful, but he is not. He needs a lot...

Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of...

Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of...

Why be afraid of what people will say? Those who care about you will say,...

Why be afraid of what people will say? Those who care about you will say,...

The winner of the hoop race will be the first to realize her dream, not...

The winner of the hoop race will be the first to realize her dream, not...

Im not a competitive person, and I think women like me because they dont think...

Im not a competitive person, and I think women like me because they dont think...

At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more...

At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more...

Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow my...

Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow my...

Giving frees us from the familiar territory of our own needs by opening our mind...

Giving frees us from the familiar territory of our own needs by opening our mind...

You don't just luck into things as much as you would like to think you...

You don't just luck into things as much as you would like to think you...

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children,...

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children,...

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there

In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it...

In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it...