Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.(And you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor).

Quote by Barbara Bush

Topics: Humor Quotes

Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of...

Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of...

Im not a competitive person, and I think women like me because they dont think...

Im not a competitive person, and I think women like me because they dont think...

Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of...

Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of...

You have to love your children unselfishly. That's hard. But it's the only way.

You have to love your children unselfishly. That's hard. But it's the only way.

Giving frees us from the familiar territory of our own needs by opening our mind...

Giving frees us from the familiar territory of our own needs by opening our mind...

Some people give time, some money, some their skills and connections, some literally give their...

Some people give time, some money, some their skills and connections, some literally give their...

Sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

Sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

You may think the president is all-powerful, but he is not. He needs a lot...

You may think the president is all-powerful, but he is not. He needs a lot...

One thing I can say about George... he may not be able to keep a...

One thing I can say about George... he may not be able to keep a...

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there

I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life.

I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life.

The winner of the hoop race will be the first to realize her dream, not...

The winner of the hoop race will be the first to realize her dream, not...

You have to love your children unselfishly. Thats hard. But its the only way.

You have to love your children unselfishly. Thats hard. But its the only way.

You don't just luck into things as much as you would like to think you...

You don't just luck into things as much as you would like to think you...

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children,...

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children,...

My son, George, has been a bad, bad boy! Right, George?

My son, George, has been a bad, bad boy! Right, George?

Never lose sight of the fact that the most important yardstick of your success will...

Never lose sight of the fact that the most important yardstick of your success will...

I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank...

I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank...

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

Your days are short here; this is the last of your springs. And now in...

Your days are short here; this is the last of your springs. And now in...