Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.(And you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor).

Quote by Barbara Bush

Topics: Humor Quotes

You may think the president is all-powerful, but he is not. He needs a lot...

You may think the president is all-powerful, but he is not. He needs a lot...

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of...

Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of...

You may think the president is all-powerful, but he is not. He needs a lot...

You may think the president is all-powerful, but he is not. He needs a lot...

You have to love your children unselfishly. That's hard. But it's the only way.

You have to love your children unselfishly. That's hard. But it's the only way.

The winner of the hoop race will be the first to realize her dream, not...

The winner of the hoop race will be the first to realize her dream, not...

At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more...

At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more...

I may be the only mother in America who knows exactly what their child is...

I may be the only mother in America who knows exactly what their child is...

You don't just luck into things as much as you would like to think you...

You don't just luck into things as much as you would like to think you...

Never lose sight of the fact that the most important yardstick of your success will...

Never lose sight of the fact that the most important yardstick of your success will...

Believe in something larger than yourself... get involved in the big ideas of your time.

Believe in something larger than yourself... get involved in the big ideas of your time.

The personal things should be left out of platforms at conventions. You can argue yourself...

The personal things should be left out of platforms at conventions. You can argue yourself...

One thing I can say about George... he may not be able to keep a...

One thing I can say about George... he may not be able to keep a...

My son, George, has been a bad, bad boy! Right, George?

My son, George, has been a bad, bad boy! Right, George?

Why be afraid of what people will say? Those who care about you will say,...

Why be afraid of what people will say? Those who care about you will say,...

It seems to me I spent my life in car pools, but you know, thats...

It seems to me I spent my life in car pools, but you know, thats...

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there

Cherish your human connections - your relationships with friends and family.

Cherish your human connections - your relationships with friends and family.

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing...

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing...

I follow my friends around their house, because i don't want to be left alone...

I follow my friends around their house, because i don't want to be left alone...