Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.(And you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor).

Quote by Barbara Bush

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Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow in...

Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow in...

You just don't luck into things as much as you'd like to think you do....

You just don't luck into things as much as you'd like to think you do....

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there

The winner of the hoop race will be the first to realize her dream, not...

The winner of the hoop race will be the first to realize her dream, not...

Im not a competitive person, and I think women like me because they dont think...

Im not a competitive person, and I think women like me because they dont think...

I may be the only mother in America who knows exactly what their child is...

I may be the only mother in America who knows exactly what their child is...

Why be afraid of what people will say? Those who care about you will say,...

Why be afraid of what people will say? Those who care about you will say,...

You may think the president is all-powerful, but he is not. He needs a lot...

You may think the president is all-powerful, but he is not. He needs a lot...

Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of...

Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of...

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children,...

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children,...

It seems to me I spent my life in car pools, but you know, that's...

It seems to me I spent my life in car pools, but you know, that's...

The personal things should be left out of platforms at conventions. You can argue yourself...

The personal things should be left out of platforms at conventions. You can argue yourself...

Cherish your human connections - your relationships with friends and family.

Cherish your human connections - your relationships with friends and family.

Believe in something larger than yourself... get involved in the big ideas of your time.

Believe in something larger than yourself... get involved in the big ideas of your time.

Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of...

Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of...

My son, George, has been a bad, bad boy! Right, George?

My son, George, has been a bad, bad boy! Right, George?

Sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

Sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray

When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they...

When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they...