Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.(And you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor).

Quote by Barbara Bush

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To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

You may think the president is all-powerful, but he is not. He needs a lot...

You may think the president is all-powerful, but he is not. He needs a lot...

Cherish your human connections - your relationships with friends and family.

Cherish your human connections - your relationships with friends and family.

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

Believe in something larger than yourself... get involved in the big ideas of your time.

Believe in something larger than yourself... get involved in the big ideas of your time.

As if we don't have enough violence on television.

As if we don't have enough violence on television.

Some people give time, some money, some their skills and connections, some literally give their...

Some people give time, some money, some their skills and connections, some literally give their...

I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life.

I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life.

It seems to me I spent my life in car pools, but you know, that's...

It seems to me I spent my life in car pools, but you know, that's...

The winner of the hoop race will be the first to realize her dream, not...

The winner of the hoop race will be the first to realize her dream, not...

I'm not a competitive person, and I think women like me because they don't think...

I'm not a competitive person, and I think women like me because they don't think...

At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more...

At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more...

It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing, and...

It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing, and...

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

Never lose sight of the fact that the most important yardstick of your success will...

Never lose sight of the fact that the most important yardstick of your success will...

When you come to a roadblock, take a detour.

When you come to a roadblock, take a detour.

At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more...

At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more...

Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow my...

Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow my...

And who knows? Somewhere out there in this audience may even be someone who will...

And who knows? Somewhere out there in this audience may even be someone who will...

My son, George, has been a bad, bad boy! Right, George?

My son, George, has been a bad, bad boy! Right, George?