Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.(And you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor).

Quote by Barbara Bush

Topics: Humor Quotes

I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life.

I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life.

Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of...

Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of...

Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow in...

Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow in...

You just don't luck into things as much as you'd like to think you do....

You just don't luck into things as much as you'd like to think you do....

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he...

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he...

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children,...

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children,...

As if we don't have enough violence on television.

As if we don't have enough violence on television.

The winner of the hoop race will be the first to realize her dream, not...

The winner of the hoop race will be the first to realize her dream, not...

I may be the only mother in America who knows exactly what their child is...

I may be the only mother in America who knows exactly what their child is...

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

And who knows? Somewhere out there in this audience may even be someone who will...

And who knows? Somewhere out there in this audience may even be someone who will...

I may be the only mother in America who knows exactly what their child is...

I may be the only mother in America who knows exactly what their child is...

It seems to me I spent my life in car pools, but you know, that's...

It seems to me I spent my life in car pools, but you know, that's...

Giving frees us from the familiar territory of our own needs by opening our mind...

Giving frees us from the familiar territory of our own needs by opening our mind...

You don't just luck into things as much as you would like to think you...

You don't just luck into things as much as you would like to think you...

My son, George, has been a bad, bad boy! Right, George?

My son, George, has been a bad, bad boy! Right, George?

When you come to a roadblock, take a detour.

When you come to a roadblock, take a detour.

At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more...

At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more...

One thing I can say about George... he may not be able to keep a...

One thing I can say about George... he may not be able to keep a...

Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow my...

Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow my...