It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

Quote by Sam Levenson

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You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to...

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I...

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children

Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and...

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and...

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say...

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say...

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking...

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking...

I am not so much inclined to wonder that marriage is sometimes unhappy, as that...

I am not so much inclined to wonder that marriage is sometimes unhappy, as that...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.

Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.