The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

Quote by Sam Levenson

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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say...

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say...

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I...

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I...

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to...

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to...

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful...

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful...

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking...

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking...

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and...

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only...

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only...

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator...

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator...