Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Quote by Sam Levenson

Topics: Temptation Quotes

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I...

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I...

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch...

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch...

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator...

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking...

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking...

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to...

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to...

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

I am not ashamed of my grandparents for having been slaves. I am only ashamed...

I am not ashamed of my grandparents for having been slaves. I am only ashamed...

Q:'You don't spoil your grandchildren do you? A:'Not this morning, I haven't seen them yet.'

Q:'You don't spoil your grandchildren do you? A:'Not this morning, I haven't seen them yet.'

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -...

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -...