Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Quote by Sam Levenson

Topics: Temptation Quotes

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to...

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful...

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful...

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only...

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only...

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common...

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children

Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I...

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I...

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch...

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch...

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

Our brothers and sisters are there with us from the dawn of our personal stories...

Our brothers and sisters are there with us from the dawn of our personal stories...

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came...

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came...

A brother is a friend God gave you; a friend is a brother your heart...

A brother is a friend God gave you; a friend is a brother your heart...

I have a brother younger than me. My mother was a librarian, so from her,...

I have a brother younger than me. My mother was a librarian, so from her,...

Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert.

Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert.