Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out. -Kip
Quote by Napoleon Dynamite
Topics:
Napoleon Dynamite Quotes
Related Quotes
What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite
You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept...
Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!
Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true. -Pedro
Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows...
They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is...
I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me...
Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you....
Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government?...
Ugh. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today! -Napoleon Dynamite
That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite
Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you...
Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little...
Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple...
Hey, is that a new kid or something? -Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon...
Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys....
I caught you a delicious bass. -Napoleon Dynamite
And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round. -Summer
Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in...
