An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Quote by Bill Vaughn

Topics: Humor Quotes, New Year Quotes, Optimism Quotes, Pessimism Quotes

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

The tax collector must love poor people - he's creating so many of them

The tax collector must love poor people - he's creating so many of them

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

Muscles come and go; flab lasts

Muscles come and go; flab lasts

Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a...

Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a...

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who...

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude...

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude...

It's a scientific fact. For every year a person lives in Hollywood, they lose two...

It's a scientific fact. For every year a person lives in Hollywood, they lose two...

I'd be happy if I could think that the role of the library was sustained...

I'd be happy if I could think that the role of the library was sustained...

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

The deepest craving of human nature is the need to be appreciated.

The deepest craving of human nature is the need to be appreciated.