An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Quote by Bill Vaughn

Topics: Humor Quotes, New Year Quotes, Optimism Quotes, Pessimism Quotes

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

The tax collector must love poor people - he's creating so many of them

The tax collector must love poor people - he's creating so many of them

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

Muscles come and go; flab lasts

Muscles come and go; flab lasts

Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a...

Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a...

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who...

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude...

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude...

The latest refinements of science are linked with the cruelties of the Stone Age.

The latest refinements of science are linked with the cruelties of the Stone Age.

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

Breathe in the wonder of every moment broadcasting gratitude to our higher consciousness.

Breathe in the wonder of every moment broadcasting gratitude to our higher consciousness.