An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Quote by Bill Vaughn

Topics: Humor Quotes, New Year Quotes, Optimism Quotes, Pessimism Quotes

The tax collector must love poor people - he's creating so many of them

The tax collector must love poor people - he's creating so many of them

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude...

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

Muscles come and go; flab lasts

Muscles come and go; flab lasts

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a...

Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who...

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

Peace on earth and best wishes throughout the New Year.

Peace on earth and best wishes throughout the New Year.

Hope your holiday season is fun and festive.

Hope your holiday season is fun and festive.

Warmest thoughts and best wishes for a wonderful holiday and a very happy new year.

Warmest thoughts and best wishes for a wonderful holiday and a very happy new year.

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each...

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each...

Today is New Years Eve and what girl doesn't want to kiss the boy that...

Today is New Years Eve and what girl doesn't want to kiss the boy that...