An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Quote by Bill Vaughn

Topics: New Year Quotes, New Years Day Quotes, New Years Eve Quotes

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

The tax collector must love poor people - he's creating so many of them

The tax collector must love poor people - he's creating so many of them

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who...

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

Muscles come and go; flab lasts

Muscles come and go; flab lasts

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude...

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a...

Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a...

Season's Greetings and best wishes for the New Year.

Season's Greetings and best wishes for the New Year.

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words...

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words...

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

On this new year, be someone you yourself can admire.

On this new year, be someone you yourself can admire.